Why Democrats Should Support The Second Amendment

I have two reasons:

1. Do you really want to wait for George Bush to be impeached/voted out? Use your rights, people!
2. As a means of having it repealed by Republicans. Gather together all of those in your neighbourhood who are opposed to the Second Amendment and head down to the gun shop. Everyone buys a gun and, voila, you have The Democratic Militia. Now you just systematically hunt down any Republicans who supports the Second Amendment (ideally politicians at a high level but just go with the flow). Eventually they will have to repeal the Second Amendment before there is nothing left of their party! It can't fail!